These Absurdly Relatable Notes from Parents to Their Kids Will Leave You in Tears

Growing up is serious business… but not too serious! From funny Post-it notes to fridge reminders, these parents have taken to sticky notes and casual jabs to remind their kids to lock the door or finish the veggies. Clearly, these parents have figured out that humor is a powerful motivator. Whether leaving sarcastic instructions or desperate pleas, they’re determined to get through to their kids—one laugh-out-loud note at a time. Wonder if your parents could hold a candle to these pros? Let’s find out!

The Walmart Expedition

This mom’s off to Walmart, but she left a note like she was off to war. What exactly did she need that made her take the trip to the dreaded store?

Maybe her Walmart is a wild jungle of couponers and crowded aisles, or maybe she’s just really not into shopping. Either way, a little prayer might help her escape unscathed.

You’d think she’d find a substitute, but no. Whatever she needed must be urgent. Here’s hoping she made it out alive with all her items—and her sanity.

Dad’s Unfortunate Spelling Lesson

Dad tried leaving a note but got “handle” all mixed up with “Handel,” as in the composer. His sharp-witted kid decided to return the favor with a printed-out music pun.

It’s all fun and games until someone realizes they’re going to need a dictionary. At least Dad gets a laugh, even if he might need a spelling refresher.

We’re betting this dad learned his lesson… or he’ll have to face a barrage of pun-filled corrections every time he slips up.

The Towel Reuse Reminder

This dad, clearly the laundry hero, has reached his limit with endless towels piling up. Towels aren’t disposable, after all. Use, hang, and reuse is his new mantra.

His note has a tone that says, “Enough is enough!” If his kids don’t get it, they might find themselves at the washing machine, on duty.

Either way, Dad’s done. Next step? Turning towel duty over to his kids. Maybe then they’ll understand the value of towel reuse.

Lock the Door, Please!

Sometimes, it’s the simple things that slip our minds. Locking the door? That’s top of the list for this parent’s reminders.

One unlocked door probably led to some disaster that nobody wants a repeat of, hence the big, bold reminder that can’t be missed.

It’s a smart, simple, and colorful way to avoid future raccoon invasions or mystery visitors. Let’s hope the lesson sticks this time.

Mom’s Awkward “Protection” Advice

This mom’s advice about safe relationships comes with an unfortunate twist—a thumbtack through the middle of a very crucial item.

Her heart’s in the right place, but her execution? Not so much. We’re betting her son got a good laugh… and a lesson in storage.

Next time, perhaps a simple verbal reminder would be better. As for this one, it’s definitely a note that’ll go down in family legend.

Cereal Crisis: Pay as You Go

If you keep eating all the cereal, eventually you have to pay the price—literally. Chela learned this the hard way, with a three-dollar “fee” deducted for excessive snacking.

Mom and Dad decided that if she wants exclusive cereal rights, it’s coming out of her piggy bank. Problem solved, and lesson learned.

At least she knows that for three dollars, breakfast is hers alone. But we doubt she’ll be thrilled when it’s time to replenish her funds.

Sneaky Bite in the Lunchbox

Usually, it’s siblings sneaking bites, not parents! But this parent couldn’t resist taking a little nibble and even left a note owning up to it.

It’s not a lot of consolation, but at least they’re honest. The kid might not be thrilled, though, with a half-eaten sandwich.

They’ll probably get some giggles, but hopefully, that note doesn’t become a regular occurrence.

Mom’s Cough Medicine Adventure

One Reddit user’s mom took a bit too much cough syrup and ended up leaving a note to assure her family she was fine… sort of.

The overdose probably meant the couch was her new bed, but her humor shines through. Next time, maybe someone else should monitor her doses.

It’s sweet and funny, but the family might want to keep her medicine cabinet a bit out of reach.

Curfew? Or Bust!

Teens pushing curfews are in for a surprise with this mom. Miss curfew, and you’re stuck on the patio with a blanket as your only defense.

Lesson learned: the mom means business when she sets curfew rules. Hopefully, the chill of the night drives the point home.

It’s a brilliant reminder that curfews aren’t mere suggestions—they’re enforced with the power of a locked door and a cozy blanket (outside).

Julian vs. the Lunchbox Note

Julian’s mom left a sweet note, but he wasn’t buying it. In fact, he shot back with his own sassy reply. Touché, kid.

Sometimes even the sweetest sentiments don’t hit the mark, but it sounds like these two know how to laugh about it.

If this back-and-forth keeps up, they’ll both have to step up their game.

Too Much Info, Mom

This mom’s note about taking Dad to the hospital may have included a few details the kids didn’t need to know. Especially details about a certain medical device.

Sometimes, less is more. Let’s hope her kids weren’t left with mental images that they’d rather forget.

Next time, maybe a simple “Gone to hospital, back soon” would do the trick.

No Napkins? Improvise!

No napkins in the house? No problem. This mom improvised with printer paper and a funny note about her kid’s luck.

It’s not exactly the softest solution, but hey, it’s better than nothing. Maybe they’ll trade snacks for a napkin from a friend.

Mom, just grab napkins next time. We think they’d prefer that over a stiff paper substitute.

The Forgotten Kid

This mom is well aware of her forgetful kid’s habits, so she’s taken to bright sticky notes as daily reminders—everywhere.

With notes plastered around, there’s no excuse left. Hopefully, they’ll stick to the routine soon, or the sticky notes will keep multiplying.

It’s pretty clear: if they ignore these notes, Mom’s going to go all-out sticky-note mode.

Dress Code Drama

Short shorts and dad? A no-go. This dad made his feelings clear with a note urging the kid to cover up, ASAP.

If she wants to avoid future wardrobe confrontations, a quick change might be wise. No fashion rebellion’s worth Dad’s wrath.

It’s safe to say Dad won’t be making exceptions here. The shorts will have to stay in the closet.

The Moldy Banana

Imagine finding an ancient, squishy banana in your boot, all because you left one out too long in the kitchen. This parent took petty revenge to a whole new (smelly) level.

It’s impressive that it didn’t smell, but now that it’s found… time for new boots?

Lesson: when you see food lying around, put it where it belongs, or pay the price.

Surprise Note in the Sandwich

This mom swapped the typical lunchbox note for something a little more… surprising: a note tucked right into the sandwich itself.

It’s funny, if not exactly hygienic, but hey, it’ll be a great story for the lunch table.

Let’s hope this doesn’t become a trend, though. Notes are for lunchboxes, not sandwiches.

The Healthy Swap Dilemma

This kid has been exchanging carrots for junk food, and now his mom has had enough. She left a note instructing him to stick to the veggies she packed.

Trading carrots for Twinkies is a classic kid move, but Mom’s hoping her note will tip the balance toward healthier choices.

Next time, he’ll have to enjoy his carrot sticks… or be sneaky about his swaps.

Sneaky Cigarettes? Busted!

This kid thought they were clever sneaking a smoke until Mom left a note directly on the cigarette wrapper. Busted, big time.

It’s clear Mom’s onto them, and they’ll need a new hiding spot if they want to keep their stash. Or better yet, just quit.

With Mom’s keen eye, this teen’s smoking days might be numbered.

Not the Place for a Condom Wrapper

At least one kid in this household is getting serious, and they’re not hiding the evidence very well. Looks like Mom found the wrapper in a less-than-discreet place.

Hopefully, this leads to a more serious conversation on cleanliness… or just smarter hiding spots.

If nothing else, they might avoid embarrassment by disposing of things properly.

Unicorn Sandwich Encouragement

Getting kids to eat a healthy lunch can be tough. This dad tried something creative—he convinced his kid to eat the sandwich for the sake of unicorns.

Who could resist a note saying, “Help unicorns by eating this”? It’s a bit manipulative, but if it works, then it works.

It’s certainly better than nagging. Unicorns approve!

Love-Free Sandwich Assembly

Parents love their kids, but sometimes, not so much when packing lunch. This parent made sure to let their child know this sandwich had zero love included.

The note spells it out clearly: they’re still feeding their kid, but that’s it—no warm fuzzies today. We’re sure it tasted just a bit saltier with that passive-aggressive twist.

This tough-love approach might not sweeten up their lunch, but it definitely makes a statement. Maybe tomorrow’s sandwich will get the love back if things improve.

Toilet Paper on Empty Again

Few things are worse than finding an empty toilet paper holder, especially when it happens frequently. This parent decided the best way to solve it was with humor.

They left a note turning the toilet paper holder into a hungry monster. Feed it, or face its wrath! It’s a funny way to highlight an annoying habit.

Hopefully, this message sticks, or the hungry monster might need to get even louder in its demands. No one wants a showdown with the TP beast!

WiFi Warfare

Parents have discovered the ultimate weapon: the WiFi password. A single password change can turn lazy Saturdays into chore-filled afternoons.

When nothing else works, hit ’em where it hurts—internet access. Chores magically get done when WiFi is at stake.

It’s a strategy born out of necessity, ensuring houses stay cleaner than ever—though the method might be a tad draconian.

Laundry Lessons

The washing machine can be a mystery to many, but one clever parent simplified it with strategic button blocking.

By narrowing down the options, even the most laundry-averse kid can’t go wrong. It’s genius—simplicity that even a primate could handle.

Now, if only other life problems could be solved with duct tape and labeled buttons.

Allergy Attack

Sneezing on tech? That’s a new one. A poor keyboard suffered under a child’s powerful sneezes.

Parents often worry about sticky fingers and spills, but sneezes? That’s next-level parenting.

The note serves as a reminder: tissues exist, and maybe, just maybe, the kid needs an antihistamine.

Birds and the Giggles

A note on reproduction—delivered with humor—might just be the thing to lighten the teenage angst about ‘those’ conversations.

It’s a bold move, but humor can be the best teacher, even if it’s slightly inappropriate.

Hey, if it helps the kid understand without blushing to death, mission accomplished.

WiFi as Currency

Need chores done? Offer WiFi. It’s the currency of the modern household.

Kids will scrub like Cinderella at midnight if it means getting that sweet, sweet internet back.

Proof that technology can be a powerful motivator—just wield it wisely.

Faking the Green Thumb

Daily watering for fake roses? That’s dedication—or perhaps a failure to notice details.

This well-meaning kid thought they were acing their chores, not realizing the flowers were plastic all along.

A lesson learned: pay attention to what you’re watering. It might not be thirsty.

Pills and Parents

A mother’s love extends to reminders about the pill. It’s a delicate balance of care and boundary-pushing.

While awkward, it’s also sweet. Better a note than an awkward conversation, right?

There’s an app for reminders now, but sometimes, mom knows best.

Jedi Dinner Patrol

Star Wars fans will appreciate this one. A well-placed Yoda note stopped hungry kids from devouring dinner prematurely.

The force is strong with this one—using beloved characters to control the chaos of dinnertime.

It’s proof that a little creativity can go a long way in managing mealtime madness.

Literary Gatekeeping

Parents sometimes steer kids away from unsuitable books. It’s a fine line between protection and censorship.

This note saved a young reader from a book full of bloodshed, though it might have sparked more curiosity.

Books are adventures waiting to happen; sometimes, parents just choose when the adventure begins.

Dish Duty Delegation

Dirty dishes don’t clean themselves, no matter how long they sit in the sink. This mom left a not-so-subtle hint for her family.

It’s a simple yet powerful message: wash your own dishes or live with the consequences of a passive-aggressive note.

Sometimes, it takes a well-placed reminder to make everyone pull their weight in the kitchen.

Dishwasher or Dad?

Tired of being mistaken for an appliance, a dad left a humorous note clarifying he wasn’t the dishwasher.

It’s a gentle but firm nudge for the kids to use the actual machine—or their hands—to do the cleaning.

Hopefully, this note set the record straight and saved Dad from future dish duty.

The Watchful Laundry Basket

Parents have tried everything to get kids to tidy up. This time, the laundry basket itself issued a stern warning.

It’s a clever trick to spook the kids into compliance, making them feel like their mess is under surveillance.

With laundry watching their every move, these kids better step up their chore game.

Kitchen Ultimatum

“Mess with my clean kitchen, and you’ll face my wrath!” A mom’s dramatic note warned her kids to keep the space spotless.

Though the threat of throat-punching might be exaggerated, the message was clear: respect the clean or suffer the consequences.

Sometimes, you need a little drama to maintain order in a bustling household.

Parental Privacy Please

Parents need alone time too, and this note left little to the imagination about their intentions.

It’s a bold strategy, ensuring no interruptions by making the kids squirm with embarrassment.

A brilliant way to secure some peace and quiet—though the imagery might scar the kids for life.

Ice Cream Meltdown

Junior left the ice cream out, and now it’s soup. A stern but necessary note followed, explaining the basics of frozen treats.

It’s a lesson in food storage that had to be taught the hard way—frozen means freezer, folks.

Let’s hope this was a one-time mistake and the ice cream wasn’t beyond saving.

Grocery Gripes

“There’s nothing to eat!” is the bane of every parent’s existence. One family tackled this with a humorous list of alternatives.

Faced with the options of eating a cat or visiting the basement, suddenly, that fridge full of food doesn’t look so bad.

It’s tough love, but sometimes you need to remind kids that snacks don’t magically appear.

Bird in the Bathroom

A pigeon in the bathroom? That’s an unexpected morning surprise, and thankfully, a warning note was there to prepare the family.

Whether it flew in or was brought in by a curious kid, the mystery remains.

Step one: avoid the bathroom; step two: figure out how to evict the unexpected guest.

Candy-Coated Criticism

Mom noticed too much junk food in her kid’s diet, so she took action, tossing out the sweets and leaving a note.

It’s a harsh but effective tactic to reset unhealthy eating habits. Goodbye, chocolate stash.

The kid might sulk now, but in the long run, it’s all about steering them toward better choices.

Napkin Fiasco

Out of napkins? No problem—mom improvised with some paper and a touch of humor.

The note poked fun at the oversight while hoping the lunch wasn’t too messy.

Let’s hope there was a napkin restock soon because nobody likes wiping spaghetti sauce with scratchy paper.

Dad’s Daily Doodles

A dad with a knack for doodling left fun notes in his kid’s lunchbox, earning him the title of coolest parent ever.

His creative sketches turned lunch into a delightful surprise every day, sparking envy among classmates.

Not every parent has this talent, but for this dad, lunchtime became a canvas for joy.

Whiskey Woes

Mom had a stressful day and found solace in her son’s whiskey stash, leaving an apologetic note with cash for a replacement.

It’s a classic case of “Do as I say, not as I do,” but at least she was upfront about it.

Let’s hope Alex took it in stride and maybe got a chuckle out of the situation.

Turdy Humor

In a rush to excuse his daughter’s tardiness, a dad’s note called her “turdy,” much to her embarrassment.

While she may not have appreciated the humor, it likely made the teacher’s day.

Lesson learned: being late might get you a note, but a funny one might haunt you forever.

Tech Troubles

Mom got fed up with dead phone batteries preventing communication, so she left an old-school handwritten note.

It’s a practical solution that ensured the message got through, even if the phone wasn’t cooperating.

Sometimes, you have to go analog to stay connected in a digital world.